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【歌词改词】【阿喀琉斯x帕特罗克洛斯】Gay还是神的后裔

Ithiliel_林念:

人物属于荷马和他们自己,纯属恶搞,不要较真


原曲 There!Right!There!,出自音乐剧《律政俏佳人》又名Gay or European


伊利亚特背景改词,没改英文,没检查逻辑,人物各种酱油


务必与歌曲一同食用


 


 


 


There! Right There!


布里塞伊斯:看那儿,对就是那儿!


Look at that tan, that tinted skin.


看那晒到黄褐色恰到好处的皮肤


Look at the killer shape he's in.


看那神样的俊美的面庞在阳光下泛着荣光


Look at that slightly stubbly chin.


看那经历过战场也不显脏乱的优雅金发


Oh Please he's gay, totally gay.


哦天他是gay,绝对是


I'm not about to celebrate.


阿伽门农:我可没准备去庆祝


Every trait could indicate thetotallystraight expatriate.


所有特征都暗示着他是个标准异性恋神裔


This guy's not gay, I say not gay.


那家伙不是gay,我说不是


That is the elephant in the room


阿开奥斯众:这是个被忽视的严重事实


Well is it relevant to assume


就这么假设


that a man who wears perfume


一个穿女装很难被发现的男人


is automatically radically fey?


就自动地彻底地与gay挂钩了吗?


But look at his coiffed and crispy locks.


但你看他那赫淮斯托斯赐予的一尘不染的精致战甲


Look at his silk translucent socks.


凉鞋恰好勾勒他腿部的好看线条


There's the eternal paradox.


连雅典娜都会为此犯难


Look what we're seeing.


瞧,我们看到了什么


What are we seeing?


我们在看什么?


Is he gay?


他是同性恋吗?


Of course he's gay.


布里塞伊斯:我在他旁边待那么久我都快被他俩闪瞎了!


Or European? 


阿伽门农:还是神的直系后裔都这样?




ohhhhhh


阿开奥斯众:哦哦哦……


 


Gay or European?


Gay还是神的后裔


It's hard to guarantee


这还真是难以担保……


Is he gay or European?


他是gay还是神的后裔?


Well, hey don't look at me.


埃阿斯:哎看我干嘛啊?


You see they bring their boys updifferentin those charming foreign ports.


布里塞伊斯:你知道在那神的国度忒提斯培养儿子的方式非同一般


They play peculiar sports.


妈妈把他送到半人马那里学习


In shiny shirts and tiny shorts.


去永生的河水里泡澡,心还特大地没泡全以至于留下弱点


 


Gay or foreign fella?


阿尔戈斯众:Gay还是神的后裔


The answer could take weeks.


答案恐怕得耗上数周揭晓


They will say things like"ciaobella"


这个人在上一秒还在为了荣耀被夺而愤怒


while they kiss you on both cheeks.


在爱友死去后马上悲痛万分加入了战场


Oh please.


克律塞伊斯:没眼看


Gay or European?


阿开奥斯众:Gay还是神的后裔? 


So many shades of gray.


如塞壬女妖的歌声一样充满诱惑


Depending on the time of day, the Frenchgoeither way.


奥德修斯:取决于一天的时辰,阿波罗的弯直也阴晴不定,正如那云朵遮住太阳马车


Ishegay or European?


阿开奥斯众:他是Gay还是神的后裔?


or


或者……


 


There! Right There!


得伊达弥亚(不要管她为什么会出现在这):那儿!给我看好了!


Look at that condescending smirk.


看他那虚情假意屈尊纡贵的笑


Seen it on every guy at work.


所谓到处撩妹的英雄还不是这样,尤其是神的后裔


That is a metro hetero jerk.


那些奥林匹斯上的神撩人不仅是扮女装,他们还会变成鹅或者牛这些猎奇模样


That guy's not gay, I say no way.


那家伙不是同性恋,我说绝对不会是!


That is the elephant in the room.


密弥尔东众:这是个被忽视的大问题


Well is it relevant to presume


你怎么去推证


that a hottie in that costume


那个披着伪装的英俊神样的家伙——


Is automatically-radically


就以天父之名


Ironically chronically


以护佑着他的帕拉斯·雅典娜女神之名


Certainly pertinently


以生他的母亲忒提斯女神之名


Genetically medically


以养育着他的父亲珀琉斯之名


GAY!


证实着他是gay!佬!吗!


OFFICIALLY GAY


完全彻底地gay——


OFFICIALLY GAY GAY GAY GAY


Gay gay gay gay超级gay——?!


(这时,众阿开奥斯人看到草地上阿喀琉斯与布里塞伊斯相谈甚欢)


DAMNIT!


该死!


 


Gay or European?


阿开奥斯众:gay还是神的后裔?


So stylish and relaxed.


涅斯托尔:看他和“挚友”一起弹奏里拉琴的样子


Is he gay or European?


阿开奥斯众:他到底是gay还是神的后裔?


I think his chest is waxed


墨涅拉奥斯:他们晚上好像还睡在一起


But they bring their boys updifferentthere.


布里塞伊斯:但你知道忒提斯女神或者奥林匹斯的养男孩方式别具一格


It's culturally diverse.


从文化上就泾渭分明


It's not a fashion curse.


这应该不是一种潮流或者爱好


If he wears a kilt or bears a purse.


那如果他还像在吕科墨德斯那里那样穿着长裙拿着剑还算情有可原


Gay or just exotic?


阿开奥斯众:到底是gay,还是只有神知道的世界?


I still can't crack the code.


宝宝还是破解不了啊!


Yet his accent is hypnotic


伊菲革涅亚:他为了布里塞伊斯而拒绝战斗看着是很直


but his shoes are pointy toed.


但帕特罗克洛斯死后他对我的父亲说布里塞伊斯的话你随便吧


Huh.


密弥尔冬众:哈!


Gay or European?


阿开奥斯众:gay还是神的后裔?


So many shades of gray.


我们如临迷雾之中


But if he turns out straight I'm freeateight on Saturday.


伊菲革涅亚:但若他真是直男,父王,请转告他我在哈迪斯的冥府等他


Is he gay or European?


阿开奥斯众:他是gay还是神的后裔?


gay or European?


gay还是神的后裔?


Gay or Euro-


gay还是神——————


 


Wait a minute!


奥德修斯:且慢!


Give me a chance to crack this guy.


给我个机会让我再次揭穿这个家伙!


I have an idea I'd like to try.


我有个办法可以试试


The floor is yours.


阿伽门农:开始你的表演


So Mr. Achilles...


奥德修斯:那么,阿喀琉斯先生


This alleged affair with Ms. Windam hasbeengoing on for?


在你的记忆中特洛亚战争打了多久了?


2 years.


阿喀琉斯:九年以上


And your first name again is...?


奥德修斯:那先生,您的大名是?


Achilles.


阿喀琉斯:是阿喀琉斯。


And your boyfriend's name is...?


奥德修斯:那你男朋友的名字是…?


Patroclus


是帕特罗克洛斯。


I'm sorry! I misunderstand. Yousayboyfriend.


等等不好意思?我听错了!你说男盆友?!


I thought you say best friend. Patroclus is mybest friend


我以为你说挚友,帕特罗克洛斯是我的挚友!挚友!!


You bastard!


帕特罗克洛斯:你个浑蛋!


You lying bastard!


你个撒谎的混蛋!!


That's it.


到此为止了!


I no cover for you, no more!


我再也不帮你这家伙瞒着了!再也不了!


Peoples


大家!!


I have a big announcement.


我有个大事要宣布!


This man is Gay and European!


这家伙,既是gay,也是神的后裔


and neither is his place.


神的后裔都有不太直的倾向


You've got to stop your being


我说你现在


a completely closet case!


赶紧从柜子里出来吧


It's me,not her he's seeing


跟他谈恋爱的是我,不是布里塞伊斯


No matter what he say


不管这家伙说什么,


I swear he never ever ever swing theotherway.


我发誓他从来没对女人感过性趣!


You are so gay.


你是这么gay


You big parfait!


所谓阿基琉斯


You flaming boy band cabaret.


神样的令人着迷的神的后裔gay就是你! 


I'm straight!


阿喀琉斯:我是直的,看我的儿子还在遥远的得伊达弥亚那里


You were not yesterday.


帕特罗克洛斯:你忘了你昨晚说过什么了吗


So if I may, I'm proud to say,


所以恕我直言,我要骄傲地宣布


He's gay!


他是gay!


And European!


众阿开奥斯:并且也是神的后裔!


He's gay!


他是gay!


And European!


也是神的后裔!


He's gay!


他是gay!


And European and Gay!


是gay也是神的后裔!!


Fine okay I'm gay!


阿喀琉斯:好吧我承认我是gay我们可以结婚了。


Hooray!


众密弥尔冬:万岁!


众阿尔戈斯:赫克托耳你能不能过来烧死这俩。

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